Can you describe the worst date you ever had? I can.

When I was nineteen in college somebody “fixed up his despondent buddy” who had just gone through a bad breakup by getting him a date with me! To a football game and I hated football! So my date was driving his car, the other two got into the back and my date never said “hi.” Nothing. We drove to the football stadium and he never spoke. Then we found seats in the bleachers and through two hours of football, which I didn’t even watch, he never said a word. Afterwards, he dropped me off at the dorm and didn’t say “goodbye.” I guess you could find some humor in this. I will say that, had I been this age at that time with my confidence I have now I would have escaped to the ladies’ room and never come back. What about you? Can you beat this one? Try?