when cactus fruit is ripe you can cut it in half and scoop out the pink inside...it is very sweet and has a grainy texture...

It's true - cactus paddles are a traditional interior Mexican dish

chicken . . .

or alligator, frog legs, etc because they all taste like chicken too, except for clowns which taste funny.

—I’d have asked What does cactus taste like?

Answr: Penguin.

@Zen My humor bone must have went to sleep before me…explain, please.

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