A straight man walks into a gay bar and orders a drink.
The bar tender says, “We don’t serve your kinf here”
The man says, “Oh come one I just want a drink”
The bartender says, “Tell you what. You tell me the name of your penis and you get a drink”.
The man says, “Okay, you first”.
The bartender replies, “It’s name is Nike, you know? Like ‘just do it’?.”
The man says, “Well, mines name is Secret. ‘Strong enough for a man but made for a woman”.