I never get tired of answering this question.
From what I remember, I was referred to Fluther by a good friend of mine in middle school, who told me it was a great place to find answers. I started using it a couple of days later, and got pretty hooked. It wasn’t until several months later that I went back to my friend and thanked him for hooking me up. He looked back at me, puzzled, and said that he’d never heard of the site.
After several years of study, I have come to the conclusion that my friend had been sent by Dr. J to guide me to Fluther. What other explanation is there?