Background: Washington DC does not have voting power in Congress. It has no Senator. Residents pay taxes, but without representation, even though DC is the Captial of the United States.
Let us rectify this with a party that would put Washington, DC, our Capitol, into the United States!
Or, shorter to make it roll off the tongue, Put A Cap In U.S.!
The Anti-Incumbent Party- they run on the exact opposite platform of whoever is in power at the time… even if they are currently in power.
The Leavemethefuckaloneitarians- Like the Libertarians, but with less creepy mustache
The Rethuglicans- No longer a cheeky insult thrown around by Mac store Che Guerva-shirt wearing trustafarians. It now refers to this guy’s party. His platform? Free 24” rims for everyone.
The Platform Party. Their main goal would be to reform the way campaigns and elections are currently run. No more advertising. No names, even. Every single candidate would have to answer the same set of questions regarding issues of the day, but would only be identified as “Candidate One”, “Candidate Two”, and so on. No party affiliation would be listed. It would force people to vote based on the issues, rather than on personality or along party lines.