These are some pretty bad Halloween puns… I giggled, at least.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
What’s the favorite food of mathematicians?
Pumpkin pi.
How can you make a Jack-o-lantern stop smoking?
Make him wear a pumpkin patch.
What do you call a yokel living on a farm?
A country pumpkin.
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack
Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo
What’s a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist
Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the dead sea
What is Transylvania?
Dracula’s terror-tory
How can you tell when you’re in bed with Count Dracula?
He has a big D on his pajamas