Ok guys, I know this sounds like a troll post but I am genuinely worried. This Sunday we went over for a family dinner thingy at my uncles place. The house isn’t too awesome with people sharing 1 toilet and so our family sort of has this unspoken agreement that noone uses the toilet while we are there [as its 10 of us in total at the dinner, and if someone lets it out the smell will waft right into the dinner table]. Problem is we stayed there for so damn long that I just couldn’t handle it anymore. I got up and said ‘hey I’m gonna go check the parking meter on the car’ and left, went out, then went down into their cellar/storage. I saw a cardboard box, kind of narrow, and did my business in it, and hid it behind the washing machine. I know that sooner or later they are gonna find it, either by chance or from the smell. Do you guys have any ideas how i can prevent it from ever leading back to me?

Now my mom knows that I have had a weak bowel ever since I was little, and I suspect she will be the first to put two and two together, once the evidence is discovered and the news spreads. At the same time, I’m not sure if she’ll be willing to be part of the conspiracy if I tell her the real story. Urgh I am so confused.

Topics: family, toilet, personal, control, embarassment