Several more: a guy with tiny nipples is Micronips
My brother’s friend is called 50/50, because he is half man, half amazing.
A lady at work sort of looks like the evil doll from Child’s Play, so she’s Chucky.
We call someone else Butter Face, for the common reason.
I knew a skinny guy called Ribs.
A meth head called Bumpy.
A fat kid from Arkansas called Round Boy.
A friend said in college they called a girl Butt Tires, because she looked like a butt that had been run over.