@Dog You’re kidding, right? I was told it was a secret bunker beneath San Francisco bay. You get there in special submarines that are designed to look like giant jellyfish. I also heard that you could visit the fluther museum, where you can actually look under the frizzer!
In addition, there is the Mods bar, serving bottomless beers and guacamole and chips. On Sunday morning, the pancakes are free.
There is also a troll cage where captured trolls are forced to read their comments aloud to a tank of jellyfish. The idea is to try to create intelligent jellyfish. Either that, or intelligent trolls. They take bets on which will emerge first.
There is also a hall of fame where jellies that have not been seen in ages have been memorialized.
Finally, you can go look at the server farm. There you will find servers gently noshing on grass and moving slowly to always keep their disk drives in the warmth of the sun.
Ok. That’s all I better tell you. I can’t tell you more or they’ll throw me in the troll cage. ;-)