Gail, tell me about it! My mother called once to tell me she had received an email from relatives in Buenos Aires and couldn’t make heads or tails of it. It kept saying things like “I tapeworm a good time. I tapeworm the letter you sent.” Even though I speak Spanish fluently I couldn’t figure out what the hell they might have meant in spanish that would translate that way into English. I realized they must have been using an automatic translator online, and so i typed in tapeworm to see what it is in Spanish. Turns out that tapeworm is tenia – which, with an additional accent, actually means “I had” in Spanish. Ha! Guess we can’t really rely on online translation services to do the job.