I got a really beautiful watch and pink dog poop bags with hearts on them from my neighbor.
A sweatshirt from my godfather.
I got $25 to Kohls and $25 to Bed, Bath and Beyond from a few friends.
My mom got me some very interesting things. I mean seriously, the following just rock:
Mascara, a digital thermometer, Biore pore strips, a business card holder, Schick Quattro razors, hand sanitizer, face wash, kleenex with pigs on them, a piggy whisk, a piggy spatula (fucking epic), a roll of quarters, a lint roller, a few journals, two bottles of perfume and crest whitening strips. I only asked for the crest strips and perfume – man, she hooked it up.
@lucillelucillelucille and I like to get each other gag gifts for the holidays and our birthdays. We just buy each other a whole bunch of useless random junk. I think for my birthday last year she bought me mouse traps and sidewalk chalk. XD
This year, she got me a Hulk toothbrush, a Bible Fun Coloring & Activity Book, a spatula with a picture of Nick Cage on it, a harmonica, moth balls, a whoopee cushion, a baton, a voodoo doll and a few other items. As you can tell, I think she really loves me. XD
I can’ wait to send out her package! Bwuahahahahaha..