because he’s chuck Norris not GOD, everyone thinks he’s so amazng because of all the cool things be did in movies but he’s just another actor in reality, enough of the stupid f****** jokes about about how incredible he is, I really don’t see why everyone thinks its so funny
If he ran for President, it would be a conflict of interests if sorts. He couldn’t be our President and a member of our military at the same time (Delta Force)
as Spargett pointed out in the one of your other questions. Chuck is crazy (and not in a good way) would you really want a man like that as your president?
Well it seems like his core support is male 14 year olds and people that buy trinkets at Urban Outfitters that buy into this novelty/mockery of his terrible acting and b-rate, “has been” status.
Yeah, he’s going all the way.
People need to get over this “so bad, it’s good” mentality. It’s really not as funny as you think it is.
Wow so many people down on the Chuck Norris jokes….Yes they are old but so is “YO MOMMA” jokes. Just because it is old does not mean that it is not funny. Chuck Norris was a little more than just an actor. He is more like the Bruce Lee of the USA. He can kick ass for real and seems like a genuine guy who can sit back and even make fun of himself. Chuck Norris is an American icon which in my eyes makes him more powerful than a stupid president.
Because he’s really busy selling home gym equiptment in infomercials. Also standing behind some really old guy that’s actually running for president takes up a lot of time.
A little know fact about Mike Huckabee is that he lost all his weight learning karate and working out on the Bowflex, not the Total Gym. He found out Chuck Norris wanted to run for President and challenged him to a match. The winner got to be the candidate. Huckabee kicked his ass and Chuck Norris is thinking of switching over to endorsing the Bowflex now.
Just want to get the facts straight!!!! Mike Huckabee, now that he is not going to be President is going to make a movie called “Kick the Dragon Out”. It is about a woman who becomes President through fraud and corruption and then the country realizes she is a liar and a total freak. Huckabee leads the Delta Force that goes into the White House and kicks the dragon lady out of office and saves the country!
@hairypalm, I started out with Steven Segal but it didn’t go anwhere.
@Randy…that is the nature of risk..sometimes we win, sometimes, we learn.
@peedub….true, he is not really making a movie.