“You’re starting a new religion.”
No. Whatever I am starting, it is old.
“What’s it called and what are its main beliefs?”
It’s called Religion (capital R—as it is the only one that exists.) Main beliefs…
“Monotheistic? Polytheistic?”
Monotheistic. Panentheistic to be a tad more precise. “Polytheism” is too vague since it tends to allude to a world view wherein “gods” aren’t clearly defined.
“Afterlife?”
After what? Anyway, yes, life before and after whatever it is you’re talking about. Just one continuous life.
“Moralities?”
It all starts with the eternal occupation of the soul: devotional service.
“Punishments?”
Suffering that naturally comes out of ignorance.
“Weird practices?”
“Weird”???
“Think outside the box. After all, isn’t that what it’s all about anyway (originally at least)?”
No. That’s not what it’s all about.