“Hey good lookin’. Come here often?”

I’d say just anything that makes a person feel good. That’s the way to go, compliments.

@peedub, they don’t have them
on the iPhone version. :(

Bummer, didn’t think so.

Let’s make this an official Fluther contest…the best answer will get added into the rotation…entries must be submitted by Friday, April 11, 2008.

Yes!

Is there a limit on how many we can enter?

Uh…how about: no.

“Good, you’re here, we really need you on the third question down!”

“You’re second in our book, right under gailcalled!”

“Mmmm! Did you change your socks!”

“Hey, keep it up, and we might let you wear the Poo-Hat!”

Good morning, and in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

sorry just always loved that line

“What’s that you’re wearing?”

“Take your coat off, stay a while.”

“Do you remember that time that you answered that question?”

“Hi there, my jelly-friend.”

“You’re so fluther-icious.”

“Get your fluther on!”

“Jelly spill on isle 5.”

lol…kidding

Hello my fine fluthered friend.

It’s you we’ve all been waiting for.

Have you changed shampoos?

You’re welcome to stay on our couch if you like.

That color looks great on you.

You’re the apple in our tree.

???

You’re a gentleman and a scholar.

Yes, our wish came true.

Ahh, we are so(o) relieved!

We kept a seat warm for you.

“We want to be just like you when we grow up!”

edit: “Hi there jelly-friend.”

“We are starting to get worried about that sniffle of yours!”

“You may want to sit down for this one…”

Don’t tell anyone but you’re our favorite

Can you please hurry next time?

Finally you’re here, the ship’s gone off course!

Can you help us open this?

You look so good in pinstripes.

You’re just the snack we needed.

???

Your wish is our command

Who else but you.

Come here, smell this.

Finally you’re here, baby Jesus has been weeping.

Can you at least call next time, please?

It’s almost like you never left.

It wont hurt much, we promise.

Take your shoes off, stay a while.

Just when we thought it couldn’t get any better.

You never cease to amaze us.

Your worth your weight in gold!

What smells like fish?

Nice bumb, where you from?

How about…

“Have you been working out? Thought so.”

“Let’s run away together.” Is that already one? I forget.

“Well we don’t think you’re having a bad hair day.”

“You never cease to amaze us.”

You’re the paragon of punctuality.

[ok, I’m done]

We’ve been expecting you

You make us weak in the knees.

“Here comes your Boss, look busy!”

Don’t just sit there .. Fluther!

You look good today, but your desk is a mess.

We can see you. Go put some pants on!

Wow! Look at all the points you have now!

Take a break and go eat some REAL food. We’ll be here when you get back.

Glad to see you. Today just got better.

Want some cake?

Friends don’t let friends Fluther and drive.

This is your brain on Fluther.

Puff, puff, pass.

We just can’t get enough of you.

(for Prince fans):

youneedanotherflutherholenyohead

Tag, you’re it.

With you its always give give give.

Well you don’t say…

Hey snappy dresser.

Get a little closer, please.

You totally don’t suck.

Together, we rule.

Hey, you’re peeking.

Uncanny, we were just thinking about you.

P.S. you’re on our A list.

Hey, you’re kinda hawt.

Welcome back, our brother from another fluther!

You had us at hello.

You Fluther, therefore you are.

We’re watching you from the tree outside.

Beware of the tentacles!

“theres people in China”

“hut, hut, hike!”

“how YOU doin??”

“fries with that shake?”

“uh, can we borrow a dollar?”

“we are your father…”

“may the Fluther be with you”

“don’t look now, but that person behind you is totally checking you out”

“got your nose!”

“We think your fly is open…”

should i go on?

yes, go on

You really take us up a notch

Without u we would simply be Flther, and that makes no sense!

Hey champ

Hey slick

Your future’s looking bright

Great job with this question peedub. It has the most votes for great question that I’ve seen since I’ve been here!

Really? I just love the greetings, they always make me laugh.

Me too!

crap, you were supposed to say no so i could go to bed and take my exam tomorrow!

“blue pill or red pill?”

“got Fluther?”

“What have you Fluthered today?”

“Good day, commander”

“For those about to Fluther, we salute you!”

“Let us wipe that off for you… There, no you’re perfect.”

“42”

Sorry. Those are some good ones, though.

lol, its fine. whats 5 more minutes away. and thanks :)

anyway* not away

“Ugh, you again?”

Hey you little charmer!

Stop, you’re making us blush.

Well it’s about time. This collective’s not going to tap itself.

Glad to see you, squid lips.

Your hands are so warm.

You have that certain something and we can’t put our fingers on it.

That’s not true, you look nothing like the Chupacabra.

“I saved a spot for you!”

“Don’t worry, the jellyfish here don’t sting.”

“We’re glad you’re back, we were getting a little lonely without you.”

“You are the answer….er!”

“Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?”

“That’s a nice shirt, can a talk you out of it?”

“This space for rent.”

“Watskeburt?”

(That one’s a Dutch slang greeting btw)

“What did you do to your hair? Wash it?” (Though I suppose it has to be positive :)

We would never flag you as abuse!

Want some free candy?

“You’re the jelly to our (peanut)-fluther.”

… yeah, i’m still working on that one

“A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. Francis Bacon”
“Eine Kleine Fluther”
“Fluther. Fluther good.”
“Help me Fluther, Help, Help me Fluther”
“Catch a wave!”
“We get by with a little help from our friends”
“Why, your momma CAN dance!”
“Lowest calorie site on the Web”
“You get a gold star by your name today.”
“Let me shake your tentacle.”
“Fellow jelly lover !”
“Kick back and Fluther away”
“An answer in hand is worth… two questions”
“We grok you”
“Cree, Fluther!!”
“I canna make her go faster, Captain!”
“Bienvenidos” and Welcome in other languages
“No question is a bad question”
“Rosebud”

“I gotta fever, and the only prescription is…more Fluther!”

“Look, about last night…”

“What the Flutha’, we need you brotha’!”

Did we ever tell you what a P.Y.T. you are?

May we nurse your charm?

You’re on fire today!

You taste much better than a poorly thrown together sandwich.

Hey there, sandy-feet.

I can’t tell you how happy all the great greetings make me. Keep ‘em comin! You have until the end of the day to get ‘em in.

Cool, I thought I was getting out of hand.

Did you use starch?

Long time, no see.

I don’t know where you get it from, but can we rub off a little?

Well look what the cat dragged in!

Hey there, fish lips.

Joke re-using:
Four out of five dentists agree: Fluther!

My My, this is going to be fun.

This is a courtesy greeting, you’re appointment with Fluther is now.

What’s up, Fluther-asaurusrex.

Hey there Judo expert.

Well hello Mr. Jellyface.

“We caught you a delicious bass”

“Feel the lurve”
“Welcome to the lurve-in”
’‘All you need is lurve”
“Its lurve at first sight”
“Lurve, lurve me true”

“All your knowledge are belong to us”

“Want some sweet tea?”

i’m flutherin’ it.

Hello, and welcome to Fluther.
How may I take your order?

Hey there dudley.

You’re so loyal.

Can we borrow some milk?

You smell like patchouli, where have you been?

How do you manage to stay so reglular?

@peedub: It’s the metamucil™.

How did you make the ‘TM?’

@peedub Cut and paste?

Ahh…

start>run>charmap

Not sure for mac.

@peedub you can cut and paste or use ™

Thanks Erik.

Thanks for coming back, we missed you.

Hey there, home slice.

You’re a lot more fun than pink eye.

Is it feasible for us to do this over and over?

Step into our office.

Hey there, hop-stepper.

Yes, we are happy to see you..
Welcome to the beautiful people’s collective
Speak of the devil…
OMG, you’re back – Yaay!

Now that the contest is over, I can’t wait to see which ones get picked! I love reading the greetings, and thanks to peedub, they will be even more fun now!!

Greeting Contest Results

You like us! You really like us!

Hello Gorgeous
Looking Absolutely Fabulous!
Nice Shoes!

How about the I. Drink. Your. Milkshake! one? I just saw it. =D

I know, that one rules.

Ain’t no sunshine when you’re gone
How do you do (what you do)?
The pleasure is all ours…

And, ok, this is really cheesy but its gotta be done:
Top o’ the mornin’ to ya!

@wildflower You know the contest is over, right?

Hey, new greetings are still cool right?
It can still be fun….

The current ones will get old eventually and better to keep this going than to start a new thread, right?

You KNOW it!

Yeah, It’s fun to make new ones, and this thread is still a lot of fun. I just wanted to make sure you knew.

I spotted the blog and post ;)
Just leaving the floodgates open for my transcribed verbal diarrhea…..

You put the crunch in our snack

You’re the salsa in an otherwise mediocre taco.

You’re the spoke that keeps this wheel true.

We love you, we love you not, WE LOVE YOU!

‘Bungle – 25th Floor’ original mix. iTunes plus. 9 minute masterpiece! Doh! I’m in the wrong question. Sorry, no delete!

Now I’m here though….
“Is that a banana in your pocket?”

“We’re happy to see you and, oh my, it’s obvious you’re happy to see us!”

“Lettuce be friends”

@peedub: That reminds me of: “In the church of the holy cabbage, lettuce pray.”

Actually can’t believe this hasn’t been done yet….(at least didn’t spot it):
“Howdy Partner!”

“Here’s to looking at you, kid”

You’re the YUM YUM in our TUM TUM!

Do they know that you’re talking to us again?

We won’t tell if you won’t ;)
We’ll show you ours, if you show us yours
Join us! You know you want to.
Resistance is futile

@wildflower
“We’ll show you ours id you show us yours”
effed up.

Whatta bout just plain “Hi” or “hello”?

@90s_kid: How is it fucked up? It’s cheeky at best.

GA, wildflower.

Do you know karate, ‘cause your body is kickin’!