I know I shouldn’t answer my own question, but feel these deserve a mention…...
“This film’s crap let’s slash the seats” by David Holmes
and “Weasles ripped my flesh” by Frank Zappa.

Limp Bizkit’s Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water is pretty giggable.

@cubozoa Never mind “ever so slightly” that’s almost daylight bloody robbery right there :¬) Hey only kidding, i’ll see it as flattery, even if it wasn’t meant that way.

Never Mind the Bollocks : Sex Pistols

Highly Refined Pirates by Minus The Bear

Screeching Weasel’s Boogadaboogadaboogada
NOFX’s So Long and Thanks for all the Shoes (anyone who’s been to a punk show understands this one)
Reggie and the Full Effect’s Greatest Hits 1984–1987 (their first album, released in 1999), and Under the Tray (the CD was hidden under the tray of the case, so it looked like the case was empty)
They Might Be Giants’ NO!! (an album of kids’ songs)

And a couple that are less funny than clever:
Bad Religion’s The Dissent of Man
Propagandhi’s Supporting Caste

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grateful dead

Thomas Dolby’s Aliens Ate My Buick

The Beatles original cover of Yesterday…And Today is sometimes refered to as “Meat the Beatles”

Sorry @ucme holds head in shame. Send me an invoice for the lurve, and I’ll put it in the post.

Oh…and back on topic, I can imagine that the System of a Down album that had nothing but “Steal this album” written on in, probably gave a record executive a heart attack.