Men are generally taller than women. When a male cuts hair, the angle of approach is more aggresive than that of a female which is conducive to hair growing more quickly. In other words, he cuts like ”/” while a female would cut more like ”—-”. I think everyone knows most hairstylists attempt the angle but men are generally more successful.
It’s nice theory but I would like to see experimental data. Two of my ex girlfriends are hair stylists. They and the other females were highly aggressive and more so than the effeminate males they worked with.
Well they both come into play. A shorter gay man for example, will cut with the same angle as a taller straight woman. But if he were straight, well then a whole new integer is added to the equation and the variables must be re-evaluated
Of course!!! and say it he was Swiss or Swedish, it would just stay neutral and not grow at all – Dutch or Danish and it would just grow flat…..Irish, well…...I’m guessing red, curly and full of whiskey fumes….
Your hair grows at the same rate no matter Who cuts it or how. It just seems to grow faster if you take good care of it because there is less breakage on the ends.
And use conditioner, don’t blow-dry without applying a heat/styling-protective product first, take vit. E supplements and don’t brush it too vigorously.
If you think about it, you could also have a midget or small child cut your hair and get the same result as they would be under the hair and most importantly, cutting at an aggressive angle.
@wildflower and shockvalue I hang my head in shame. I need to be spanked. Now, the question is, will I feel more pain if spanked by a guy or a girl? And will it matter how tall they are? How about their wieight?
Hmm, the weight is a big factor, because if their knees are too knobby then no one has fun. Now the height is interesting, because it provides arm length. However, depending on their swing (which itself is dependant on their nationality) a longer arm could be a bad thing. But over all I don’t think gender comes in to play. That is unless it’s a girl.
Oh that Dandy Dan! He won’t be so dandy when I’m through with him. See how his fingers make that scissor motion? He’s ready to cut and run… err, two-step.
Look syz, don’t get all sour grapes on us just because your barber has no defining features. Someday, somewhere, a gay french midget will walk into your life. Then you’ll understand.
Wow, this is probably the funniest thread I’ve ever read. How did I miss it when it came out??? Why was I not informed!???
You know, some scientists did a study and they concluded that 76% of the survivors who got their hair cut by Damien the Monkey reported the hair on their legs grow faster. 97% of those who did not survive didn’t report anything, while the remaining 3% of the non-survivors reported decreased hair growth. And Damien the Monkey reported faster hair growth be we think he is lying.
and if you’re dumb enough, thenyou won’t care about sexual orientation or encouraging suicide….You’ll be too busy worrying about using the correct words in your posts…