Yeah i’m fascinated as to how Mary pulled this one off. Maybe the conversation went something like this…....
Mary : “Hi Joe, you had a good day?”
Joseph : “Oh can’t complain, my internet connection went a bit ropey so I took the afternoon off.”
Mary : “Never mind dear, you sit yourself down I have some news for you.”
Joseph : “Thanks love, what is it?”
Mary : “Now you have to promise you won’t get angry.”
Joseph : “Don’t be bringing up that business with the sheep, it was just a cuddle that’s all!”
Mary : “Darling, I’m pregnant but you are not the father!!!”
Joseph : “Whoah! Way to let a guy down gently woman….jesus christ!”
Mary : “Ooh, that sounds like a nice name.”
Joseph : “Now you’re just taking the piss!”
Mary : “Our baby will be the son of god.”
Joseph :
Mary : “Joe…Joe, are you okay Joe?”
Joseph : !!!!!?????!!!!!?????
Mary : “Okay, i’ll get my coat!”