Okay. This is not going to sound like a big deal to most of you, but it is HUUUUGE for me.
My BFF and I were shopping for work shirts at TJ Maxx and I was barely paying attention to anything that wasn’t a shirt, but this one pair of pinstripe pants caught my attention for some reason. I pulled them off the rack, I liked them tons immediately, and on a whim, decided to try them on with the shirts I’d picked out.
They turned out to be MAGIC PANTS
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It’s like someone at Perry Ellis stalked me and knew my exact measurements because I swear these pants were made for me. Perfect length, perfect fit, hugs me in the places it should, and most shocking of all—IT MAKES ME HAVE AN ASS TO LOOK AT. Normally, pants are too baggy and I cannot show off my assets because I have an ass/hip defecit.
If you all have heard me talk about my relationship with clothing here, you maybe will realize what a huge deal these magic pants are! Pants never, ever fit me right. In women’s pants, they assume you have big legs to go with your big waist, so I look like I’m wearing clown pants. Men’s pants are better, but generally I have that unflattering baggy, flat butt kind of look.
I found the Magic Pants online and ordered like 6 pairs of them in different colors. :]