Fluther: What rumor do you want to start?

I am the secret love child of Elvis Presley and Marilyn Manroe… the age thing doesn’t matter does it??!!

sakura (8267

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@sakura…. Just need the word “Cyrogenic” thrown in there.

6rant6 (13710

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@sakura is my half sibling. I am the secret love child of Elvis and Queen Elizabeth.
I’m just upset that I won’t be invited to my nephews upcoming nuptials.

wilma (16457

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Vunessuh PM’d me that Lucille is not really an artist and that she really runs a back and ear hair removal salon out of her house.

Cruiser (40454

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@Cruiser Then again, who’s to say what’s art and what’s not? Maybe she does the cornrow thing…

6rant6 (13710

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@6rant6 Or corporate logos…could be lucrative.

Cruiser (40454

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Lucille gave me a pedicure just last week.
My toenails are Pearly Pink.

wilma (16457

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@wilma Yeah? Well Lucille gave me a pedicure and I don’t have any toes left!!!!

wundayatta (58741

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I am actually Elvis in hiding and I have more kids out there than Carter has pills. Which is why I’m in hiding mode.

Summum (5514

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@queenie smells.

erichw1504 (26453

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@Cruiser -Guess what those fuzzy slippers I gave you are made out of?
@6rant6—You know I do cornrows!—;)
@wilma-Thanks for the tip,too!
@wundayatta -Next time,I promise not to use an angle grinder ;)
—thanks alot,V!

lucillelucillelucille (34325

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Fluther is to be taken over by the Answerbag staff!!! Interesting arrangement there then :¬(

ucme (50052

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Charlie Sheen has been approached to join “Good Morning America” on ABC.

but he’s said it will have to be renamed “Late, Late, Late Night America and I Am So Tweaked You Can’t Handle It”

6rant6 (13710

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@ucme and they’re going to implement the “Horrible Answer” button to give jellies -2 lurve.

erichw1504 (26453

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@wilma Is preggers.

I AM Elvis Presley.

Dutchess_III (47239

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@Dutchess_III shh! you promised not to tell.

wilma (16457

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@wilma is preggers with Elvis Presley’s baby! You never said I couldn’t tell that part!

Dutchess_III (47239

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@andrew is pregnant.

erichw1504 (26453

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@erichw1504 Sounds depressingly familiar. Dear old “baggy.”

ucme (50052

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@erichw1504…Andrew is pregnant? Is Wilma the mother?

Dutchess_III (47239

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This is what @lucillelucillelucille and Vunessuh Really look like The shit people try to pull on line is amazing. Had me fooled!

Cruiser (40454

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OMG! Kinda looks like they’re preggers too, @Cruiser!

Dutchess_III (47239

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@Dutchess_III Funny! I thought the same thing! ;)

Cruiser (40454

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@Cruiser You want it and you know it. :)

lucillelucillelucille (34325

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@lucillelucillelucille I think I am in love! WOOF!

Cruiser (40454

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@lucillelucillelucille is preggers with @Cruiser‘s baby! I am not joking!!

Dutchess_III (47239

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I am the reincarnation of Elizabeth Taylor. Her spirit time traveled backwards.

Dr_Dredd (10540

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It’s not an internet rumor, but I always thought it’d be funny to start a rumor that I had a very small penis; it would be funny because I would start it lol. My penis is only 2 inches….erect.

Blackberry (34386

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@Dutchess_III Will you join me and @lucillelucillelucille and have a cigar with us to celebrate?

Cruiser (40454

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@Blackberry We already knew that.

erichw1504 (26453

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@erichw1504 :(

Blackberry (34386

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XD

lucillelucillelucille (34325

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@Blackberry Buuuurnn!

erichw1504 (26453

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Not only the world will end in 2012…., Fluther too.

rebbel (35553

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@rebbel nnnnnnnnnnNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!… not Fluther!

erichw1504 (26453

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@rebbel I was missing you and that is no rumor.

wilma (16457

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Well, i heard through the grapevine that rebbel think that is very sweet to hear, @wilma !

rebbel (35553

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The moon is actually made of cheese. It’s just extremely aged cheese.

erichw1504 (26453

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The scientists in Detroit have created a car that gets 239 miles on a quart of peanut butter. But the government has squelched it because they don’t want to benefit the leading peanut producing countries, Nicaragua, Nigeria, Irregardlestan, and Gonorrhea.

6rant6 (13710

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We were created by aliens to debate the existence of aliens.

erichw1504 (26453

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I’m the secret love child of Sasquatch.

Adirondackwannabe (36713

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I am the secret love child of the secret love child of Sasquatch.

erichw1504 (26453

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@erichw1504 You weren’t supposed to let that out. I’m still paying hush money to your mother lucille to keep her quiet. Why do you yhink they’re smoking cigars?

Adirondackwannabe (36713

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@Blackberry You men. Always exaggerating!

Sure, I’ll hang out with you @Cruiser and @lucillelucillelucille….AFTER you’re done with the making a baby part.

@erichw1504 That means…we’re related!

Dutchess_III (47239

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@Dutchess_III I’m not sure I want to know, but what’s the lineage?

Adirondackwannabe (36713

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Well, you remember ET? Through him. But he left the country so he wouldn’t have to pay child support, the skank!

Dutchess_III (47239

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Also, i heard a rumor that Brits start rumours.

rebbel (35553

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Apparently, in some country I forgot the name of ~~conveniently leaving out the name so you can’t look it up~~ a woman who was believed to have been dead for the past forty years has been seen ~~was actually just photographed from afar, and these extremely blurry photos are the only clues pointing to her existence~~ by a fisherman, one bright morning ~~a blind alcoholic on a foggy night~~

We now believe that voodoo ~~bullshit~~ may be real. We have reputed scientists ~~people who think ’‘Zombie Nightmare’’ is awesome~~ on the case.

Berserker (33553

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@AmWiser likes to be on top! lol4rl

SpatzieLover (24614

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My Mother gave birth to an alien baby. I am a starchild, which explains why my children and grandchildren are so bright.

YARNLADY (46759

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Zen actually is Patrick Stewart.

filmfann (52616

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This week, they discovered mutant fish in Sagami Bay which test smarter than Glen Beck.

6rant6 (13710

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@SpatzieLover Whaat! I just got here and there are rumors, rumors, rumors. I’m always the last one to know about these things, literally. :o)

AmWiser (14947

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@AmWiser Look…I’m below you :P

SpatzieLover (24614

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LMAO! hahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahha catches breath hehehehhheeeeeehahahahahahhehehehehehe.

AmWiser (14947

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If you become an anorexic for 5 years the body will be permanently tricked into never retaining calories again and you can eat all you want of whatever you want and not gain weight.

Hypocrisy_Central (26879

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@filmfann oh, that rumor would be wonderful!

cak (15863

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Bill Cosby, the corpses of Beverly Sills and Johnny Cash, and Connie Chung, want to start a musical group, but they don’t know what to call it.
Their agents request that you send any suggestions to CosbySillsCashChung@yoohoo.com

I’m really a 10-years old homophobic Asian woman, who lives on the Ross ice shelf with a boudoir of penguins. ;-0

When it looks like Chuck Norris is doing push-ups, he isn’t: he’s actually bench-pressing the Earth.

Brian1946 (32807

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Justin Bieber died today.

erichw1504 (26453

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Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 10 years in prison with no possibility of parole.

AmWiser (14947

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Elizabeth Taylor died….........oh shit! :¬(

ucme (50052

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@Brian1946 LOL!! That was turrible!!!

This week they discovered fungus in cheese that is smarter than Glen Beck.

Dutchess_III (47239

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Sarah Palin driving a fuel-efficient car featuring a bumper sticker that reads:

Every hamburger begins with a beating heart.

mattbrowne (31735

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@mattbrowne Or “Every mooseburger…”

Dr_Dredd (10540

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@erichw1504 Don’t tease me like that. Only tell me that if there is undeniable proof

Hypocrisy_Central (26879

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@erichw1504 @Hypocrisy_Central Because of the above rumor, 10 Thousand teen girls committed suicide.

YARNLADY (46759

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@mattbrowne – I guess her appetite involves wolfburgers as well…

mattbrowne (31735

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Mattbrowne and Dr_Dredd are the same person. ;-)

Brian1946 (32807

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Same person?

mattbrowne (31735

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Dr and author. Cool.

Adirondackwannabe (36713

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Actually, mattbrowne and I are clandestine lovers ;-)

Dr_Dredd (10540

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@Dr_Dredd That’s a pretty interesting gene pool you’ve got there.

Adirondackwannabe (36713

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@Shiva left the building . not an untruth, though

SpatzieLover (24614

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@Adirondackwannabe As long as no one pees in the gene pool.

Dr_Dredd (10540

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@Dr_Dredd :). We’ll need some of that blue dye.

Adirondackwannabe (36713

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Oh…..I know one Justin Bieber is really Marley Cyrus with a sex change. HA!!

Hypocrisy_Central (26879

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I read on the internet that Elizabeth Taylor willed all her jewelry to… oh, what’s her name… the one who left the governorship of Alaska to appear on Saturday Night Live – Oh, Sarah Palin. But Palin’s got to sign a statement pledging never to run for public office to get them.

6rant6 (13710

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@Dr_Dredd – And we can make use of quantum entanglement which is working just fine between upstate New York and Frankfurt, Germany.

mattbrowne (31735

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Did you guys hear about that new bigfoot sighting? Seriously, how come all physical evidence of something ’‘supernatural” like monsters, ghosts or aliens is always some blurry shoddy shit lol?

Berserker (33553

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Bigfoot is my secret lover. I call him Yetti.
feet aren’t the only big things

wilma (16457

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@wilma Yetti, Yetti, Yetti!!

cak (15863

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@mattbrowne Sure! Quantum entanglement! That’s the ticket!