Honey, with a user name like yours I’d be worried if I were you… ;-)

Penguins never have to worry about being eaten; we’re too tough!

So then is it eat a mod, save a jelly?

The mods might have you walk the plank . . . what happens next is fate.

@JilltheTooth Oh dear… But see… I like to eat the chocolate, I never said I taste like chocolate… there’s been a misunderstanding… someone hold me!

Love the topics!
Neptune looks like he has eaten a few too many jellies.
Maybe he could try some kelp instead.

This sounds dirty.

I like it.

LOL, thank you Jude, for that instant visual! :P

Ah, but the mere suggestion of chocolate leads them to perform unspeakable interesting acts…

Sex or food, that’s all you guys talk about. No wonder I’m always hungry or horny.

I don’t think my husband would like it very much if he caught a mod eating me. unless, of course, the mod was female.

@JilltheTooth Oh, well that’s just… intriguing. Between you and Jude, my mind is not only in the gutter now, but it has purchased property and permanently set up shop there…

Must be Friday afternoon, huh?

It’s Friday?

I am eating apple pie. For real.

@Jude, I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a piece of apple pie today.

Oh dear Lord…

I’m thinking it should made official that every Meta thread must include food to be official.

Oh, and I want pie, too!

<—-Needs pie too.

We have our standards and won’t eat spam. We donate them to homeless shelters and third-world countries. Trolls are sent as an offering to appease the great Wapony. We really do like chocolate… But it never seems to cross the line. ;)

(I am now going to rummage in my art kit for the Belgian chocolate bar I hid from the kids.)

@janbb Don’t be too sure – this guy was worried about being eaten.

So now we need to fear the Orca Mods? No sleeping for this puppy tonight!

@syz Now you’ve given me nightmares!

@janbb , c’mon over here, we’ll huddle, shaking, under the covers with a flashlight and a Swiss Army knife.

But did you watch the cool end? How awesome is it that he just chilled in the boat?!

@syz I did and how much fun that must have been for the people on the Zodiac!

You’ll be keel-hauled for sure.

@downtide I just looked up Keel-Hauling on YouTube… ouch.

@Dog I thought the Waponi’s only wanted orange soda…

I sacrifice trolls and spammers to Baphomet and then partake in a blood orgy. Then again, I’m sort of the black sheep of the mods, so you can’t take my word as an example of mod standards~

Augustlan has a pretty gnarly whip she likes to bust out every now and then. Sometimes I try to get in trouble just to see her pull it out.

I’m scared now.

Be afeared, be very afeared.

OM NOM NOM

<cracks whip>

@syz – If I had been on that boat I would have been terrified that one of the whales would jump into the boat to get the penguin. Great video though (since I wasn’t in the boat). Thanks for sharing.

My thoughts exactly @rooeytoo !

awesome video with a happy ending! one lucky penguin indeed! and @rooeytoo had my thoughts exactly!

Waking up to see Auggie cracking a whip is certainly an interesting start to the day. :P

Oh wait! The penguin lives???? As soon as I saw him struggling I god really sad and shut it off.

@Dog : be a brave dog and watch it!

@Dog Awwww! It’s okay to watch, I promise!

The Penguin Lives!!

@WillWorkForChocolate, it’s my favorite way to start the day!

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Just be gentle, please!

@Dog – hehehe, I am a chicken too, I almost always do that too! But I didn’t figure @syz would post one with a sad ending!

We also have a five second rule. You know, just in case you trip and fall on the ground while you’re trying to run away. Σ= (< face with chomping teeth-fang things)

LOL @Allie