I’m going to assume you meant me and go on with my nonsense. :D
An orchestra was performing Beethoven’s 9th symphany. If you’re familiar with that one, you know that the bass players rest for some sixty measures at the beginning before coming in, which gets very tedious. The bassists were bored out of their minds waiting and decided to kill some time by sneaking offstage over to a local bar to grab some drinks. After downing a few, one bassist checked his watch and said to the other, “Oh no, we only have 30 seconds left, we’re going to be late for our entry!” but the other assured him “Don’t worry, I tied down the last page of the conductor’s score – that’ll delay things long enough for us to sneak back.”
They tipsily made their way back on stage to find that the entire performance was held up as the conductor struggled to untie his score.
One audience member was confused, he leaned over to the guy next to him and asked, “What’s going on, here?”
His friend said, “It’s one high pressure situation, it’s the bottom of the Ninth, the score’s tied, and the bassists are loaded!”
(Yeah I know, I can hear your collective groans)