To get the Nobel Peace Prize you only need to be a liberal. Actually doing something to promote peace isn’t considered. Ronald Reagan forced the Soviet Union to colapse sooner by out spending them and wasn’t even considered because he was a conservative while President Hussein Urkel was given it on the come – on what the committee hoped he would do rather than what he did do because they hated the eviil conservative George Bush so much.
Did I do that?
—Steve Urkel
Did I do that?
—President Hussein Urkel