Oh man… Some of my worst moments have been when I was heavily intoxicated.
I was so drunk at a party once that I called out my boss to a coworker’s video camera. That coworker showed him. I never saw my boss much after that unless it was for something bad I had done or a shitty job he wanted me to take care of.
I was so drunk and pissed off at my roommate once that I loaded up my truck with everything I could fit in there from my upstairs room and slept in it while everything, including my mattress, got rained on.
I was so drunk once that I went to pee in an ally and ended up sleeping there in my pee.
This one didn’t happen to me but I’ve got to tell this story anyway. Me and a few friends were drinking at this little pub downtown and as we were leaving, we stopped to smoke just outside. My friend Tim passed out on the sidewalk and he’s a big guy so we were having problems getting him up. We were trying to figure out a plan when I cop pulled up to tell us that if we couldn’t get him home, he was gonna take him to jail. We explained the situation and the cop came up with a plan. He said that if we’d go pick him up in the morning, he’d take him to the homeless shelter for the night. We thought it was hilarious, agreed and took his wallet and phone and the cop drove off with him. The next day, we went down there and as soon as we walked in, we could hear Tim yelling at the top of his lungs. He thought one of the people at the shelter stole all his stuff so he was going around accusing everyone. He wasn’t too happy about the whole ordeal.