Oh god….
For twenty bucks I’d put my face in their soup and blow
Merlot? I’ve never heard of it. Did they just invent it?
Pretzels, madame? (Jerry says this to George after George gets feminine looking glasses lololol)
Art….......Core.
But the pinnacle of all:
TIPPY TOE TIPPY TOE LEMON TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I doubt anyone else remembers that quote but it’s in the episode where George leaves this girl a nasty message and regrets it and has to go to her apartment to get the tape out of her answering machine and Jerry is with him and they devise a code that, if while George is distracting her and Jerry is trying to switch the tape, she is about to enter the room, George will yell “TIPPY TOE.” Then they change it to “Lemon tree” and when she comes into the room he yells “TIPPY TOE TIPPY TOE UHHH LEMON TREE!!!!!!!” One morning when I lived at home my mom was watching Seinfeld and she got the biggest kick out of this, I heard her downstairs crying and yelling and laughing and not being able to breathe, I ran down and was like WHAT IS GOING ON! ARE YOU OKAY? And that’s when it was revealed that she was just laughing really, really hard. Funny.