@Dutchess_III
Haha, I used to be a strong skater, now I just have a bad ankle that threatens to go out on me at any moment when I least expect it.
I like the failing eyesight though, it’s perfect fodder for humorous stories.
Another good one over here, a few years ago I was outraged at a sign on the gas pump that I THOUGHT said ’ we have no FEELING for the handicapped!”
It actually said ’ we have no FUELING for the handicapped’
I was livid, WHO would put such a mean sign up? lol
The other day I thought I spied one of my cats in a tree across the road, was sure I was seeing the white nose stripe of my one cat Marley, then, after realizing the ‘cat’ hadn’t moved for a few minutes I grabbed the binoculars I keep hanging in my garage for wildlife viewing and saw that I was actually mistaking a streak of white bird poo on the tree branch for my cats nose. hahaha