I have a friend that I specifically try to annoy on purpose.
Like yesterday for example, we were at Kohls cause they were having a sale and I couldn’t find her in the store so I asked one of the employees to page her over the loudspeaker and be all sassy about it. He did. “Sonia, please meet your party in the shoe department. Sonia, shoe department, now please. Be quick about it.” Lmao. It was great.
We have a grocery store chain called Lassens and I purposely pronounce it the wrong way. I say Lawsons instead and she always corrects me. Finally, when she says, “let’s go to Lawwwwwson’s” just to make fun of the way I pronounce it, I’ll say, “Now Sonia, it’s pronounced Lassens and you know it.” I do that to her with a lot of different words. XD
One thing I just recently started is when I’m at her apartment and she goes to go to the bathroom, I scream bloody murder until she comes back out. I’ve also slipped notes under the crack of the door asking if she’s pooping.
Me annoying her is like a daily thing. It’s a full-time fucking job, in fact. I’m sure she’ll murder me in my sleep one of these days.