By this I mean, have you ever eaten (or drank) something that isn’t something people normally eat or drink? I don’t mean stuff like fried dog or monkey brains like some countries and cultures do, but things that people really usually do not consume. (please don’t bother me with social, historical or psychological exceptions unless it pertains to your answer)
Stuff like, something totally moldy, stuff that comes out of the human body, small bits of plastic, wood or metal? Ever swallow a toy when you were a kid? Ever ate a part of the couch for some reason? Ever drink out of the river? You know, abnormal stuff like that. I heard of this guy in those world record books who ate an entire car. It took him like 20 years, but he did it.
When I was little, apparently my mom saw me with an earthworm hanging out of my mouth. I don’t remember that though. Maybe that’s where my worm phobia comes from? I remember trying to eat a screw I found on the floor though, fortunately, my dad saw me and took it away.
I’ve eaten moldy bread before. Sure I wouldn’t have if I saw the mold on it at first, but really it didn’t bother me that much when I did realize. Bread mold doesn’t really have a taste. I also gulped down a big ass swig of mouth wash before. I swear that was an accident though. I was really drunk and didn’t know what I was drinking anymore haha. A lot of people in Winnipeg use that to get drunk off of though…
So, are you still reading this? Did I scare everyone? What’s some weird ass business you ate that really isn’t anything anyone usually eats? When you ate or drank it, did you want to, or was it some kind of accident?

Topics: food, eating, accidents, weird, experiences, consumption, not food, perhaps not an accident