I remember most of these, and more! We’re a big singing kind of family. Love it!
Short and sweet: Pick a yellow dandelion, put your thumb right up under the bloom and sing “Mama had a baby and her head popped OFF!” while simultaneously popping off the bloom. Gross. Ha.
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Miss Lucy had a baby
she named him Tiny Tim
she put him in the bathtub
to see if he could swim.
He drank up all the water,
he ate a bar of soap,
he tried to eat the bathtub,
but it wouldn’t go down his throat.
etc.
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Hello operator,
please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me
I’ll kick your fat be…
hind the ‘frigerator
there was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
and broke her little as..
k me no more questions,
I’ll tell you no more lies,
something something something…
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Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack
all dressed in black black black
with silver buttons buttons buttons
all down her back back back.
She asked her mother mother mother
for 15 cents cents cents
to see an elephant elephant elephant
jump the fence fence fence
He jumped so high high high
he touched the sky sky sky
and he didn’t come back back back
til the fourth of July, ly, ly.
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It’s raining, it’s pouring
the old man is snoring
he went to bed
and bumped his head
and he didn’t wake up in the morning.