Ok I just tried this little experiment.
I hit refresh many many many times, and collected all the little greetings:
Ah, you’re just the one we were waiting for.
Does your mother know you’re here?
Don’t tell anyone—you’re our favorite.
Have you gotten smarter? We thought so!
Have you been working out? Thought so.
Have you changed shampoos?
It’s almost like you never left.
It’s been so lonely without you.
It’s you we’ve all been waiting for.
Let’s run away together.
Let’s be friends.
My, don’t you look dapper!
Nice smile.
Oh, it was so boring without you.
Oh, what a wonderful day!
Sit back and relax. We will do the dishes today.
Tag, you’re it.
Take your shoes off, stay a while.
That’s not true, you look nothing like the Chupacabra.
That color looks great on you.
Thanks. You’re not half–bad yourself.
The Nobel Committee called; we told them you’re busy.
We <3 you.
We. Drink. Your. MILKSHAKE!
Who wants s’mores?
We were wondering when you would stop by.
We love your style.
We baked you a cake!
We dreamt about you last night.
We want to be just like you when we grow up!
We kept a seat warm for you.
Well, we don’t think you’re having a bad hair day.
We think we’re falling in love with you.
We have a crush on you.
Wow. You smell really good.
We’ve been expecting you.
You’re glowing! Absolutely glowing!
You have something in your teeth…left side. Other left. Got it!
You’re just in time!
You deserve a vacation.
You had us at @.
You had us at hello.
You have arrived.
You look smashing.
You’re really hitting your stride.
You’re welcome to crash on our couch.
You’re the cream in our coffee.
You never cease to amaze us.
Your hair looks really, really good today.
You make us weak in the knees.
You look good today, but your desk is a mess.
Your breath smells wintery fresh!
You’re back! Our wish came true.
I got all of these, let me repeat, all of these. Most of them multiple times before I got: “We tip our hat to you.”