Pizza.

Eh don’t worry about it, my own cooking is monstrous, but as long as it feeds me. Go ahead with some nice, juicy steak. I don’t mind if it’s still twitching a bit upon serving. The cow’s out back, the hammer’s in the shed.

@JLeslie- Pizza topped with Raisinettes it is!
@Symbeline -I have a steak-shaped cookie cutter and I will take it out of her ass!

I’ll take some pho.

@Vunessuh Phock that! XD

@lucillelucillelucille Good nuff for me. Hmmm, cow ass.

Human liver and fava beans….with a nice chianti.

@lucillelucillelucille On the side please.

@KatetheGreat lmao ’‘changes username to yournextmeal’’

@Symbeline OmNomNom. ;)

@KatetheGreat -Fava beans blow! Have some Skittles with a glass of Bud.
Yes,Bud in a glass ;)
@JLeslie- Nope! Right on top! Kinda like a dream starring Howie Long.

the books.

@lucillelucillelucille Ohh! Ohh! Can I drink it with a straw?

@lucillelucillelucille Damn woman, you got some class. Bud in a glass…XD

@ragingloli -No book-cookin’ here as I don’t like bread and water,but I will make you gin and tonic.;)

@lucillelucillelucille Adopt me? Nobody ever cooks for me anymore!

@Symbeline—I am out of control—;)
@KatetheGreat No straw,just IV

I fancy some really yummy chocolate mud cake… with raspberries on top….

@lucillelucillelucille I’ll take the Bud in one arm and morphine in the other.

I’ll bring some champagne and we can all share

Something quick and easy. Then let’s drink a decent bottle of wine.

@Bellatrix -Sounds nice…..how many bottles? The cake sounds great!Did I cook that? XD
@josie -Ham sandwich it is!

@josie Only if you take your pants sunglasses off first.

@Vunessuh You get meatcake!

You did… I am thinking a lot of bottles and not the cheap shit either.

Fish Tacos! Please and thank you :)

Something French or Asian

@Bellatrix-If I cooked it,we will need a lot of booze!
@naivete -Nope! Fish sticks coming right up! :)
@dxs How about Southern? KFC for you!

KFC; kan’t fuckin’ cook lol.

@Symbeline -Kant fuckin’ type either! See how I ammended my boo-boo? XD

As long as it sort of has a chocolatey taste, we can stick ice cream all over it and swill it down with champers… who cares how well it is cooked!

@Bellatrix -Good point :)

Ah fuck this shit. ’‘attacks everyone in here, CANNIBAL STYLE’’

:D

@Symbeline Eat meeeeeeeee! :)

ow, that was my hand..@symbeline… no biting the guests.

I’m too late :¬( Tell you what though, you can cook me breakfast anytime. Just make sure there’s a chisel at hand, just in case :¬)

@ucme -You’re just in time for oatmeal! I’ll send you over a chunk. :)

@lucillelucillelucille It’s approaching lunch time here, but i’ll save that little nugget for later. Sounds delish ;¬}

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@lucillelucillelucille southern…whatever. Just not too deepfried. Yuck!