I have organised for my corpse to be turned into an taxidermic, animatronic marvel. I am to be placed on the couch in my usual spot, and shall contribute to conversation should my audio sensors detect any nearby. I have already recorded a variety of responses, such as, “No, really?” “That’s fascinating, please continue,” and “This is all very well, but have you considered the economic ramifications of this proposal?” There will also be a “Down in front!” response for when my motion sensors detect anyone obstructing my view of the television, as well as a “Pull my finger” mode.
My family are sure to cherish my hilarious robo-corpse. Best surprise death-anniversary delivery EVER!