Flowers piss me off, every time I smell them, I get these badass allergic reactions. My face gets all bloated, my nose is all runny, the inside of my ears get all itchy and my throat gets all messed up. Damn flowers.
I like Lilacs though. They smell cool, although I avoid smelling them because of what it does to me. Also they’re all funny looking.
There’s another flower I think is pretty cool, but I don’t know the name. They grow in small, bush like trees, and they’re pale blue, with whitening tips. They’re bell shaped. Now what’s interesting about this flower is…in the early morning, if you stick your finger or nose inside them, the petals close up. It doesn’t hurt or anything, and you can easily free yourself from it. When I was little our neighbor had those, and while waiting for the school bus, I used to mess with them, because I thought it was funny how they closed on my nose.
Maybe that’s why flowers aren’t kind to me, they’re having vengeance.