I’m going to be at the zoo. If the rapture happens then, great! It will be a lot less crowded there. And there will still be plenty of us heathens to feed the animals.
I’m telling you, this rapture thing would be great for the world. The price of gas would probably go down since less people will be using it. All the good jobs will open up. I’m looking forward to looting the houses of my very rich and godly neighbors.