Secret footage of the pope giving “Dave” the donkey a blow job in the papal stable.
Catholics across the globe will be up in arms at this shocking revelation.
I smell a lynch mob, if his holiness is hanged will the headline read…...pope on a rope?
OK no prophecy, space alien BS from me but here is a fact which has a plausible chance of catastrophe.
A comet only discovered in the past several months named Comet Elenin.(80,000 km wide) is hurling towards our solar system and due to make its closest pass of us at the end of October this year.. NASA has no way of determining its exact path but check out This java applet from NASA and see how close it is projected to come.
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Massive solar flares are gonna toast out our electronics for a spell and then will be a dirty bomb to really mess things up for a while. Can’t say I didn’t warn ya!