Over the past few years, I have become aware that both my left ear and nostril don’t work as well as their counterparts on the right side.

The nostril I figured out through kissing: when my right nostril was crushed I couldn’t breathe.

The ear I figured out mainly through the phone: I can’t have the phone up to my left ear or it sounds like the person’s underwater.

I mentioned it to my family, and they don’t share this oddity. Is anyone else afflicted by it? (I suppose eyes are fair game too, but that’s more common)