I’ll start.
I’m a 1 I really need lessons here ^^

Before wedding: 1, after wedding: 2. I’m moving on up!

Being honest, it’s probably in minus numbers.

Geologists refer to my attempts at dancing as, “minor seismic events”. Definitely a 0.

Alcohol definitely makes me a better dancer, probably from a 2 to a 5, but I feel like an 8. Without alcohol, I look like a 2×4 moving around.

Without alcohol: 2
With alcohol: 5

0; I can’t dance and I hate dancing.

I think I’m a 3 or 4. I’ve had dance classes and I really enjoyed them, but I’m always just a little off the beat. In general, I’m sort of a spastic dancer, it’s really sad.

I guess it might depend on the type of dancing. I hate dancing and try not to do it at all. At one time I was a ballerina and did tap as well. I want to learn how to swing dance though.

I say I’m a 5.

Most of the time: 1

After two beers: 2

After two beers, a few shots, and my favorite songs come on: 11

I went drinking/dancing with one of my good friends once and I swear to god, she had me tangoing like a motherfucker by the end of the night.

Umm… I rave, so I’ve had enough practice. Really I just do what everyone else does. That’s the best way to make sure you don’t look like an idiot.
At the rave a had at the beggining of this month (For my birthday) we had strobes. EVERYONE looks like a good dancer with strobe lights.
With strobes: 8
Without strobes: Like 5. XD

9.

I second strobes as being helpful.

0.

@cockswain,
YES! :D:D:D:D

negative 8.

Probably an 8. I believe I was born to dance, but a number of specific skills elude me. One day I will do a triple pirouette, dammit!

Maybe like a 7 or an 8.

I used to square dance, and my husband and I participated in competition dancing. We took home several “best in competition” ribbons. I don’t do any other kind of dancing.

I’m about a -1. Unless there’s alcohol, then I think that I’m a 7. Though I’m probably more like a… -1

Is that even a question? – I am an ebony. I am far above 10+.

actually I think I am at 4

I don’t dance, this question is invalid

Depends on the dancing. Waltz, slow dance…5, rock-n-roll 20, square dance -30 lol

On a scale from bananas to lamps I would give myself an umbrella.

When Improvising to music I’d say about a 6
When trying to follow choreography it’s more like a 1

I’m a bit clumsy, and on top of that, I have delayed-release self-consciousness about my clumsiness. When I’m in a particularly good mood (and in close – or no – company), I rate maybe a 3. Otherwise, I am a rock. Work, where I have to be facing three separate directions in as many places several times a minute, is the closest that I have been to dancing in years.