"I am so unlucky, if I __________________________________."?
Today on the radio I heard an interview with a guy who was going to publish a book full of quotes he found on the internet.
One of which was, if I recall right, from a golf player.
He said: ”I am so unlucky, if I would buy a cemetery, people would stop dying.”
Can you make a funny variation on it?
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