A koala bear walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Before too long an attractive woman comes over and starts outrageously flirting with him. By the second drink, he can stand it no longer and propositions her to go back to his hotel room. She readily agrees and back at the hotel room, they start to get busy.
He throws her down on the bed and performs oral sex on her for hours until she’s spent, completely exhausted.
The koala bear says, “thank you” to the woman and heads for the door
The woman stops him and say “whoah, hold up there Koala, you need to pay me, I’m a prostitute”
Koala says, “excuse me miss, I’m a koala and I have no idea what that means.”
The girl says, “by definition a prostitute is a person who performs sexual favors in exchange for money… “
The Koala says, “Oh, well, I’m very sorry… didn’t you notice I’m a KOALA bear?” The girl looks at him with confusion,
The Koala sighs and says “by definition a Koala bear eats bushes and leaves”