“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”
—a high White Horse souse
:)

Not sure what Spoonerisms are, considering I can’t drink, but bugs touching anything you intake to your boday is bad because bugs have MILLIONS of germs. It’s just nasty.

lawlz I see wut j00 did thar

Damn man, you’re asking me to come up with a spoonerism to answer how a fly can fuck up your beer? I’m trying but I can’t think of anything lol.

I don’t know about beer mugs and bugs but I have to get the tat from under the cable.

@Hypocrisy_Central Nice lol.

@gasman Indeed. If I’ve got a bottle in front of me instead of a frontal lobotomy, so no mere bug buggers up my beer mug.

@astrix24 There is a link in the details explaining what Spoonerisms are. They have nothing to do with drinking, unless booze tends to cause you to get your “mords wixed.”

@Symbeline Not tp worry, my friend. Remember, enough beers and a fly can’t fuck up the next one. You just aren’t there yet. It all comes down to whether you’d rather flunk than Fluther drunk

@Hypocrisy_Central OMG. Tats under the cable. That could dreck your way.

@ETpro Wait, spoonerism doesn’t have to include actual words? Is dreck a word?

Not a good thread to read while drunk!

@Symbeline See dreck here. And @sliceswiththings my posts to it are living proof of that fact. :-)

I would say that it turns your beer in to beetlejuice, but I don’t think that’s what you mad in hind.

Might make your Bock Light into a Lock Bite (damned fire ants)

@Symbeline Is dreck a word? Maybe not in Webster’s but in certain circles it is used like grenade in Jersey Shore, a “dreck” would be a (dreadful train wreck); you want to look away but you just can’t.

Oh. Then there are many drecks on my tv. I’ve called them “dramatic wrecks” even on Hell’s Kitchen or Top Chef.

@Blueroses Ha! Very good. Imaging the beetlejuics of a stink bug. That would make a beer smell like dreck.