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What could I say that would blow you away?

Asked by Hypocrisy_Central (26879points) June 13th, 2011
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What could I utter aside from “I am leaving see ya!” that would blow your mind and leave you jaw slack?

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phoebusg's avatar

That you kissed a poisonous toad and liked it.

phoebusg (5251points)“Great Answer” (3points)
Mamradpivo's avatar

Huff, huff, puff, puff?

Mamradpivo (9665points)“Great Answer” (0points)
FutureMemory's avatar

That you had realized religion is FULL of hypocrisy and decided to become an atheist.

FutureMemory (24753points)“Great Answer” (6points)
marinelife's avatar

You could ask a real, genuine question that you had instead of continually asking questions that you pre-label as boring insulting the collective.

marinelife (62485points)“Great Answer” (5points)
lucillelucillelucille's avatar

You could tell me where my other moccasin is. ;)

lucillelucillelucille (34325points)“Great Answer” (1points)
phoebusg's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille I bit it, and then ran off with it. And no, I never did play fetch well… :P

phoebusg (5251points)“Great Answer” (1points)
obvek's avatar

Extracting fact from fiction and truth from diction?!?

Blows my mind sky high.

obvek (1425points)“Great Answer” (2points)
mazingerz88's avatar

That you are a multi-billionaire and is giving Fluther jellies 10 million dollars each. : )

mazingerz88 (28813points)“Great Answer” (2points)
Cruiser's avatar

I will take the “I’m leaving see ya” works just fine for me today. ;)

Cruiser (40449points)“Great Answer” (1points)
lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@phoebusg -I’d hop after you,but I’d rather use treats.Here’s a steak! NOW GIVE ME MY SHOOOOOOOOOOOOE! :)

lucillelucillelucille (34325points)“Great Answer” (0points)
phoebusg's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille close, but this pup’s vegan. Got any strawberries? :)

phoebusg (5251points)“Great Answer” (1points)
lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@phoebusg -Sure! They are really good right now too:)

lucillelucillelucille (34325points)“Great Answer” (0points)
MilkyWay's avatar

If you said you love me.
Really, it would blow me away if you said that.

MilkyWay (13745points)“Great Answer” (4points)
WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Tell me that you’re pregnant.

WillWorkForChocolate (23163points)“Great Answer” (3points)
gailcalled's avatar

“I am editing, shortening, removing redundancies, checking usage, proof-reading and not rushing to ask 3/day.”

gailcalled (54644points)“Great Answer” (4points)
ovisaries's avatar

I love you.

ovisaries (275points)“Great Answer” (3points)
Ladymia69's avatar

Wouldn’t you, of all people, like to know? Keep saying stuff and I’ll tell you when you’ve hit a nerve.

Ladymia69 (6881points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Berserker's avatar

I don’t know about any words, but if you pointed a shotgun at me and pulled the trigger while saying DIE VILE MONSTER, guess I’d be blown away…

Berserker (33548points)“Great Answer” (3points)
Brian1946's avatar

That your account is really a joint held by Simone, syz, tinyfaerie, and MissAnthrope, with the intention of giving as buffoonish a face as possible to misogyny. ;-)

Brian1946 (32273points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

@Symbeline I respect you and your opinion too much for that to ever happen. ;-)

Hypocrisy_Central (26879points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Plucky's avatar

That you are actually an athiest who likes to rile up other athiests.

Plucky (10316points)“Great Answer” (2points)

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