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If you came with an instruction label, what would it say?

Asked by blueberry_kid (5957points) June 22nd, 2011
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As the question asks!!!

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lucillelucillelucille's avatar

I can’t make it out.It has too many typos.

lucillelucillelucille (34325points)“Great Answer” (2points)
jrpowell's avatar

vomits when tickled

jrpowell (40562points)“Great Answer” (3points)
ninjacolin's avatar

Handle with care.

ninjacolin (14246points)“Great Answer” (4points)
rebbel's avatar

Delicate Fabric
Hand Wash Only

rebbel (35549points)“Great Answer” (2points)
JLeslie's avatar

Gentle setting, dry flat in the open air and sunshine, some wrinkles are to be expected.

JLeslie (65417points)“Great Answer” (3points)
Neizvestnaya's avatar

Play at your own risk.

Neizvestnaya (22657points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Allie's avatar

breaks easily.

Allie (17541points)“Great Answer” (1points)
chyna's avatar

Gentle cycle, do not wring out, handle with love.

chyna (51306points)“Great Answer” (1points)
tinyfaery's avatar

Warning! Will bite if provoked.

tinyfaery (44085points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Coloma's avatar

Prone to lots of free association, give it space, and be patient when it goes off on nonlinear jags. Performance based on how much fun you make the job and unplug it at the end of the day, the batteries are super charged already.

Coloma (47193points)“Great Answer” (0points)
faye's avatar

Must have 10— 12 hours of downtime.

faye (17857points)“Great Answer” (1points)
MilkyWay's avatar

Open with care.
Store in a mild place with lots of love and fun times.
Warning: May explode if exposed to high levels of stupidness.

MilkyWay (13745points)“Great Answer” (5points)
Coloma's avatar

@queenie

“May explode if exposed to high levels of stupidness…”—LOL

Coloma (47193points)“Great Answer” (0points)
mazingerz88's avatar

Fun question! : )

“Never feed after midnight.”

“Handle roughly. Jerk inside.”

“Brains and batteries not included.”

“Horny when wet.”

mazingerz88 (28813points)“Great Answer” (1points)
everephebe's avatar

Warning: does not come with instructions.

everephebe (11611points)“Great Answer” (1points)
incendiary_dan's avatar

Requires no additional parts or accessories, but functions best with regular supplies of bacon.

incendiary_dan (13401points)“Great Answer” (2points)
MilkyWay's avatar

@incendiary_dan Crispy? :D

MilkyWay (13745points)“Great Answer” (0points)
incendiary_dan's avatar

@queenie Between crispy and floppy.

Add coffee to that.

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MilkyWay's avatar

@incendiary_dan Yeah, get drunk on coffee again XD

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_zen_'s avatar

100 per cent lurve this question.

Mine might say caution: furry, loveable ticklish bear cub becomes wild and crazy when disturbed. Approach with caution and honey.

_zen_ (7857points)“Great Answer” (4points)
RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Warning!:
The Surgeon General has determined that playing with Real Lies may be harmful to yourself and others around you. Handle with caution and limited exposure. If symptoms persist for longer than 48 hours, fuck off.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies (30951points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Berserker's avatar

Warning, may cause psychological trauma.

Berserker (33548points)“Great Answer” (2points)
jonsblond's avatar

May contain traces of nuts.

jonsblond (43667points)“Great Answer” (6points)
woodcutter's avatar

store in a cool dry place

woodcutter (16377points)“Great Answer” (1points)
AmWiser's avatar

Caution: This is not a toy.

AmWiser (14947points)“Great Answer” (2points)
dannyc's avatar

Expired…..

dannyc (5257points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Sunny2's avatar

Warning: Could Be Trouble
(Oh, this is such a lie!)

Sunny2 (18842points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Faidle's avatar

Please devote at least eight hours to sleep, before operating machinary, after playing with Saydah. ;)

Faidle (668points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Bellatrix's avatar

Highly flammable.

Bellatrix (21307points)“Great Answer” (1points)
downtide's avatar

Important: Keep warm. Do not expose to temperatures below 55F

downtide (23815points)“Great Answer” (0points)
sliceswiththings's avatar

Do not let stay up past midnight. Do not use incorrect forms of “your” or “there” in her presence.

sliceswiththings (11723points)“Great Answer” (1points)
smilingheart1's avatar

“Do not operate when drowsy.”

smilingheart1 (6439points)“Great Answer” (1points)
tinyfaery's avatar

I change mine to “Don’t call us. We’ll call you”.

tinyfaery (44085points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Skaggfacemutt's avatar

Keep in a warm, dry place or will turn blue and hair will frizz.

Skaggfacemutt (9820points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Unbroken's avatar

Subject to change

Apply within, experience required, intuition manadatory

Prone to interpretation

CAUTION: Will cause head to spin

Known Risks: Drives people insane, but gets them there safely.

Unbroken (10746points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Patty_Melt's avatar

FRAGILE- handle with care.
Requires constant maintenance.
Do not agitate.
No ironing, wrinkles are permanent.
Insert chocolate, hope for the best.

Patty_Melt (17513points)“Great Answer” (1points)

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