Fluther: Can you replace a word in a famous quote with "jelly"?

“My momma always said, ‘life is like a box of jellies.’”

erichw1504 (26448

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It’s not what your jelly can do for you, but what you can do for your jelly?

Blackberry (33949

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“Float like a butterfly, sting like a jelly.”

erichw1504 (26448

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You have jelly in your head, you have jelly in your shoes, you can steer yourself in any direction you choose.

ANef_is_Enuf (26839

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“There’s a jelly born every minute.” P.T. Barnum ;)

lucillelucillelucille (34325

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I love the smell of Jelly in the morning….smells like Victory!

Cruiser (40449

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”♫ How much is that Jelly in the window? ♫”

Henry Hill: You’re a pistol, you’re really Jelly. You’re really Jelly.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I’m Jelly?
Henry Hill: It’s Jelly, you know. It’s a good story, it’s Jelly, you’re a Jelly guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It’s just, you know. You’re just Jelly, it’s… Jelly, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Jelly how? What’s Jelly about it?

“Is that a Jelly in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”

rebbel (35547

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I definitely just wrote this on the wrong question.

If you can’t stand the jelly, get out of the tidepool.

ANef_is_Enuf (26839

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“A Jelly generally says and believes what he wishes.”
Thomas Jefferson

lucillelucillelucille (34325

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Speak softly and carry a large jelly.

TexasDude (25274

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“A jelly thinks himself to be wise, but a wise jelly knows himself to be a fool.”
William Shakespeare

lucillelucillelucille (34325

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“A jelly is worth a thousand words.”

erichw1504 (26448

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“If you can’t stand the jellies, get out of the kitchen.”

erichw1504 (26448

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“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a jelly.”

erichw1504 (26448

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“Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your Jelly lies”.
Mother Teresa

lucillelucillelucille (34325

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“May the jelly be with you.”

erichw1504 (26448

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One small step for jelly, one giant leap for jelly-kind.

Paul (2717

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“The Jellies of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.”
Nikola Tesla

lucillelucillelucille (34325

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“Bond. Jelly Bond.”

erichw1504 (26448

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“How do I love thee? Let me count the jellies” (in my underwear).

MRSHINYSHOES (13996

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In the name of the Jelly, of the jelly and holy jelly, amen.

mazingerz88 (28795

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I did not have sex with that jelly.

mazingerz88 (28795

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@MRSHINYSHOES No need to thank me. ;)

ANef_is_Enuf (26839

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“Ich bin ein Jelly”

“I would prefer a normal-sized breast, or a small breast or whatever and that it be natural, than to understand that it was just some jelly in there.”
Jeff Koons

rebbel (35547

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I’m your Vitameatavegimen jelly…

TheIntern55 (4260

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Brevity is the soul of jelly.

dappled_leaves (15893

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Friends, Romans, Jellies, lend me your tentacles.

ucme (50047

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I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly… oh wait…

“Four score and seven jellies ago…”
“Say hello to my little jelly”

Jellie (6492

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“Jelly, Jelly, who can I turn to? You give me something I can hold onto.. Jelly, I’ve got your number. I need to make you mine. Jelly, don’t change your number, 8–6-7–5-3–0-9…”

aprilsimnel (30749

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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel Jelly.
Abraham Lincoln

SpatzieLover (24596

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“You’re gonna need a bigger jelly.”

erichw1504 (26448

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“If you build it, jellies will come.”

erichw1504 (26448

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“I see dead jellies.”

erichw1504 (26448

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“One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that Jellies will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change Jellie’s minds.”
Frank Zappa

lucillelucillelucille (34325

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“But tomorrow may rain, so I’ll follow the jellies”

The Beatles

SpatzieLover (24596

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“Say hello to my little jelly!”

erichw1504 (26448

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“Hasta la vista, jelly.”

erichw1504 (26448

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Be the jelly you want to see in the world.

Jellie (6492

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Life should be like a jelly…
intelligent, smooth, able to kick someones ass, and funny.

blueberry_kid (5957

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Your mother was a jelly, and your father smelt of elderberries!

dappled_leaves (15893

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@erichw1504 You win for most contributions to a questions.

TheIntern55 (4260

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hell hath no fury like a jelly scorned

Jellie (6492

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I have a beer jelly.
Christy Turlington

SpatzieLover (24596

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The more jellies change, the more they remain the same.

AmWiser (14947

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A can of jelly beans ^^

Hibernate (9091

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A jelly of beauty is a joy forever: its jelliness increases; it will never pass into nothingness.

Keats

aprilsimnel (30749

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When a jelly is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

AmWiser (14947

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I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and jelly.

6rant6 (13700

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Let there be Jelly!

TheIntern55 (4260

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“Ich bich ein Jelly”

Cruiser (40449

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What the Jelly?!!?

Jellie (6492

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“Is that jelly in your pocket or are you just not pleased to see me?”

flutherother (34518

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Jelly in the mornin’, Jelly in the evenin’ Jelly at suppertime!

SpatzieLover (24596

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“You win for most jellies to a questions.”

The Intern

erichw1504 (26448

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@flutherother Haha, amazing!

erichw1504 (26448

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Fat people are jelly.
Speak softly and carry a big jelly; you will go far.

ratboy (15167

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Confucius say, “Jelly who run behind car get exhausted. Jelly who run in front of car get tired.”

erichw1504 (26448

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You want the jelly???? You can’t handle the jelly.

picante (11498

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There are jellies that ask questions and jellies that answer

nebule (16452

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“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little jelly too!”

erichw1504 (26448

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“A jelly. Shaken, not stirred.”

erichw1504 (26448

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Arrrggghhh!!!
Not a quote, but hey wtf!

ucme (50047

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These aren’t the jellies you’re looking for.

downtide (23815

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And God said, let there be jellies. And there were jellies. And it was good.

Mariah (25883

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It’s ten o’clock do you know where your jelly is?

Tropical_Willie (31117

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“There are no stupid questions, just stupid jellies.”

erichw1504 (26448

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20,000 Jellies Under the Sea

Tropical_Willie (31117

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The jellies justify the means.

Mariah (25883

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We’re not jellies, we’re not jellies….Wayne’s World.

ucme (50047

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A jelly by another other name would smell as sweet.

Mariah (25883

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“The jelly is out there.”

erichw1504 (26448

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God does not play dice with the jellies.

This question is so silly, I love it.

Mariah (25883

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A Jelly is a Jelly is a Jelly is a Jelly. +++++ Sorry Gertude Stein

Tropical_Willie (31117

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“Luke, I am your jelly.”

erichw1504 (26448

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Keep away from jellies who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Cruiser (40449

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“Perpetually awaiting a rebirth of jellies”

“I saw the best jellies of my fluther destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the stormy seas at dawn looking for an angry fix…”

“Second Jelly to the right, straight on ‘till morning!”

linguaphile (14574

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Step away from the jellies and no one will be hurt.

Tropical_Willie (31117

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If it looks like a Jelly, swims like a Jelly, and quacks like a Jelly, then it probably is a Jelly.

All the single Jellies (all the single Jellies)
All the single Jellies (all the single Jellies)
All the single Jellies (all the single Jellies)
All the single Jellies, now put your hands up

rebbel (35547

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I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. Oh, wait, that’s a direct quote…

aprilsimnel (30749

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How do I love thee? Let me count the jellies!

WillWorkForChocolate (23163

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How do you know she is a witch?
Well, she turned me into a jelly! I got better…

WillWorkForChocolate (23163

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E.T. phone jelly.

bob_ (21888

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I like big jellies and I cannot lie
You jelly brothers can’t deny
When a jell walks in with a jellybelly waist
And a round jelly in your face
You get sprung!

WillWorkForChocolate (23163

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“I’m on top of the jelly!”

erichw1504 (26448

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You have the voice of a jelly. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

erichw1504 (26448

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I sound my barbaric JELLY over the rooftops of the world!

linguaphile (14574

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“You want the jelly? You can’t handle the jelly!”

bob_ (21888

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Jelly bells! Jelly bells! Jelly all the way!

Sunny2 (18842

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I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a jelly.

Sunny2 (18842

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“PC Load Letter? What the jelly does that mean?!”

erichw1504 (26448

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“This one time, at jelly camp…”

erichw1504 (26448

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Don’t forget the jelly” – The Godfather

“To be or not to be, that is the jelly.”

zenvelo (39406

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“Yippee-ki-yay, motherjelly!”

erichw1504 (26448

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“Houston, we have a jelly.”

bob_ (21888

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“Get your stinking tentacles off me, you damned dirty jelly.”

erichw1504 (26448

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I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little jelly, too

Cruiser (40449

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Four and twenty jellies baked in a pie.

Sunny2 (18842

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Jellybud!

Cruiser (40449

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Four score and seven jellies ago.

erichw1504 (26448

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“Out! Out, damned jelly!”

Sunny2 (18842

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“Show me the jelly!”

bob_ (21888

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A jelly in the hand is worth two in the bush.

TypoKnig (314

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Oh Jelly, Jelly, wherefore art thou Jelly!

linguaphile (14574

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“You had me at ‘jelly’.”

erichw1504 (26448

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Alas, poor Jelly! I knew him, Fluther.

TypoKnig (314

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“Keep your friends close, but your jellies closer.”

bob_ (21888

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The proof is in the Jelly.

rebbel (35547

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Will you “friend” me on Jellybook? Sorry Mark Zuckerberg

Tropical_Willie (31117

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Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled jellies yearning to breathe free.

Mariah (25883

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“Kick his jelly, Sea Bass!”

erichw1504 (26448

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I never met a jelly I didn’t like.

6rant6 (13700

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“How sharper than a jelly’s tooth it is
To have a thankless child!”

“Come not between a jelly and his wrath!”

“Ay, every inch a jelly!”

King Lear

6rant6 (13700

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Beam me up, Jelly!

TheIntern55 (4260

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“War is like jelly, it always finds a way.”

BERTOLT BRECHT, Mother Courage and Her Children

6rant6 (13700

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“Soylent green is jellies!”

bob_ (21888

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“I Have a Jelly”

majorrich (14741

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Careful, man! There’s a jelly here! – the dude

filmfann (52218

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Seal of Good-jelly-keeping

Tropical_Willie (31117

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Is that a Jelly in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ;)

creative1 (12066

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Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, wait, it IS a Jelly!

Cruiser (40449

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I don’t want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his jelly in his hands, alright?

Pele (2644

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The Jelly is a lie!

AshLeigh (16340

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“You want the Jelly? You can’t handle the Jelly!

King_Pariah (11484

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Don’t ask what your jelly can do for you. Ask what you can do for your jelly!

Pele (2644

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A determined jelly will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop.

Robert Hughes – art critic and author

I like jellies because there’s something so attractive about a committed person—they have a plan, an ideology, no matter how twisted. They’re motivated.

Russel Crowe – actor

As a jelly you must celebrate life, you must celebrate success and paradoxically, you must celebrate heroic failures

Lieutenant General D.M. Mueller

The true jelly and his wife thrust doggedly onwards: starting again, failing again, implacably thrusting towards success. For success, even if it is only the success of knowing that one has tried to the utmost and never surrendered, is the target of every jelly,

Michael Page & Robert Inapen – authors

Bellatrix (21307

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Talk jelly, and carry a big stick.

filmfann (52218

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Your husband’s all right, Mrs. Brody. He’s fishing. He’s just caught a couple of Jellies. We’ll bring ‘em in for dinner. We won’t be long, we haven’t seen any sharks yet. Over and out.

Cruiser (40449

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“Well, it’s not the Fluther in your jellies that count, it’s the jellies in your Fluther.”
(Mae West, I’m No Angel (1933))

Plucky (10316

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Jelly! – __Citizen Kane__

filmfann (52218

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Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey’s jelly, hm? And you are beautiful.

Well, you look nervous. Is it the jellies? You want to know how I got ‘em? Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks… Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don’t care about the jellies. So… I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!

King_Pariah (11484

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The Fresh Prince of Jell-Air

Tropical_Willie (31117

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Et tu, Jelly?

Cruiser (40449

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I came, I saw, I jellied.

Berserker (33548

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I only regret that I have but one jelly to lose for my country

lynfromnm (4361

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What doesn’t kill you can only make you Fluther.

Sorry, I broke the rules.

Berserker (33548

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Et tu, Jelly? and you, Jelly?

Carpe Jelly! seize the Jelly!

(all in Latin)

blueberry_kid (5957

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A jelly! A jelly! My kingdom for a jelly!

Sunny2 (18842

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Jehhhhhh..ellllllllii..eeellllliii..eeelliiahhh

Cruiser (40449

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Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my jellies under my armpits and then I smell them like this!

Supacase (14563

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1000 jellies in a room with a typewriter and eventually one of them will write about jellies

majorrich (14741

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“Do you understand the jelly that is coming out of my mouth?!”

Imagine it said in Chris Tucker’s voice.

erichw1504 (26448

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You come to me on the day of my Jelly’s wedding…

AshLeigh (16340

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A small step for Jellies, a giant leap for Jellykind..

majorrich (14741

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Let my jellies gooooooooo!!!

Berserker (33548

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One if by land, and two if by jelly.

SavoirFaire (28831

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Stop in the name of jelly!

Sunny2 (18842

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before you jelly my heart.

majorrich (14741

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My name is Jelly. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

AshLeigh (16340

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Once upon a time there was a . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . jelly!

Tropical_Willie (31117

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“The Good, The Bad And The Jelly.”

Jelly Lee Lewis.

rebbel (35547

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Jellyizer, jelly, jellyizer, you’re a jellyizer! Oh jellyizer, oh you’re a jellyizer baby!
Womanizer by Britney Spears.

WillWorkForChocolate (23163

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“Imagine there’s no heaven, it’s easy if you try, no hell below us, above us only jelly.”

lynfromnm (4361

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We all live in a yellow jellery…

Berserker (33548

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We are the jellies who say ni!

King_Pariah (11484

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Hi ho Jelly . . . away!

Sunny2 (18842

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Hold your Jellies. O___o

AshLeigh (16340

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jelly jelly jelly I’ve got love in my belly

majorrich (14741

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Government has no other end, but the preservation of jelly.
John Locke

lynfromnm (4361

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“It’s Jelly, Jelly, Gotta get down on Jelly!” Friday by Rebecca Black Jellified

King_Pariah (11484

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Jelly came, Jelly saw, Jelly conquered.

Tropical_Willie (31117

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Been there, done that, got the jelly.

WillWorkForChocolate (23163

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For all the jelly in the world.

erichw1504 (26448

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“You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a jelly. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am!”

bob_ (21888

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Is that from Hobo with a Shotgun?

Berserker (33548

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On the Waterfront.

bob_ (21888

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When there is no more room on earth, the jellies shall walk the sea.

Berserker (33548

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I’m SO tired of these mother beeping Jellies on this mother beeping plane!

AshLeigh (16340

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Let’s put a smile on that jelly.

erichw1504 (26448

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We hold these pancakes to be [REDACTED], that all jellies are created equal, that they are endowed by King Neptune with certain unalienable Activities For You, that among these are Lurve, Limericks, and the Pursuit of Followers.

SavoirFaire (28831

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All jellies are equal, but some jellies are more equal than others.

bob_ (21888

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Can’t handle the jelly? Then get out of the kitchen!

erichw1504 (26448

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“Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your jellies.”

Dalai Lama

6rant6 (13700

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your’e a better man than I Gunga Jelly

majorrich (14741

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Let them eat jelly!

Pele (2644

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If I had a million jellies, I would buy you a house…

erichw1504 (26448

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Jelllllliiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeees, come out to play-ay. ;)
The Wariors. :D

AshLeigh (16340

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You’ve forgotten Hi ho Silver (jelly). . .away? Wow, I thought the Lone Ranger would never be forgotten in my lifetime.
How about “The Jelly knows. . . .” (the Shadow?)
or Jack Armstrong, the all- American jelly? (boy?)

Sunny2 (18842

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“Jellies are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.” -Marilyn Monroe.

AshLeigh (16340

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@AshLeigh Love The Warriors one. :D

Berserker (33548

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@Symbeline,
Heh. Thank you. :D

AshLeigh (16340

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“My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your Jelly.” -Abraham Lincoln.

AshLeigh (16340

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Jell-eelll-Jell-eh-eh-eelly, bay-ay-beee! (Jelly baby!)

aprilsimnel (30749

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Float like a butterfly, sting like a jelly!

Berserker (33548

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“A wise Jelly kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesnt believe, and leaves before they are left.” -Marilyn Monroe.
“I always felt insecure and in the way, but most of all I felt scared. I guess I wanted Jelly more than anything else in the world.” -Marilyn Monroe.

AshLeigh (16340

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