Finally! Now we can really get serious in the kitchen!
Right in the middle of our super-duper decked out gourmet kitchen that is equipped with every modern gadget known to man, we’ve set up a new station just for you @incendiary_dan! Right above your station, we’ve cut out a giant skylight and a chimney vent, so it will always feel like you are outside in the woods (plus we’ve installed some of those speakers that look like rocks that will pipe in the sounds of crickets chirping and streams flowing, to make it seem more outdoorsy-like). There’s a giant firepit surrounded by multi-person hammocks (you can fit 10 jellies per hammock), so that we can all sit and watch you perform your culinary magic.
For your exclusive use, we have filled a rucksack with rocks. Sharp rocks, smooth rocks, jagged rocks, big rocks and small rocks. These will be your own special kitchen utensils. I am totally excited to have you show us how to make kitchen tools out of rocks and how to cook over an open fire.
Instead of giving you a room in the mansion, we’ve set up a deluxe dome tent out in the garden, your garden which is filled with wild blackberries (rubus armeniacus), fiddle head ferns (matteuccia struthiopteris), wild asparagus (asparagus officinalis), burdock (arctium lappa), chicory (cichorium tinybus), and curled dock (rumex crispus). We’ve also set up a walk-in schroomery so you can cultivate whatever mushrooms you like, with a couple of logs set up in a shady outdoor area so you can get some morels going. Next to that is a truffle pit (whatever that is).
Feel free to wear a tie or not, to your party. Or just wear a loincloth. Or wear a tie and a loincloth! Either way, welcome!