Oh, this is too much, @woodcutter! I almost posted this yesterday, but then forgot about it.
Had a family bar b que on Sat. Bought some sturdy plastic plates. 20 of ‘em for…I forget how much. More than for paper. Well…they’re supposed to be disposable, right? So…why is it that after the party I gathered them up…and washed them? As I’m doing this I’m thinking…WHY did you buy plastic plates if your were just going to wash them? Why didn’t you just use your ceramic dinner plates? I still don’t know! I do know there are 20 clean plastic plates sitting in my lazy Susan for the next party…why did I do that?