@redfeather I don’t get it either.
My incident took place at the Mellow Mushroom pizzeria. I was out with a bunch of friends and I was already drunk. I happened to be hanging out with my really hot bisexual friend who we will call Liz. Liz and I happen to have the same taste in women, so it often gets competitive between us. Luckily, we are both about the same level of awkwardness, usually.
Anyway, we were eating and our waitress was incredibly hot. She carded me and said “1990, huh? I’m a 90’s kid too, but I was born in ‘91.”
“Yeah, uhhh, well I wouldn’t have guessed that because you… uhh… look older and stuff… because you’re pretty,” was my response. She smiled and walked away.
Later, Liz looked our waitress dead in the eye and said “you’re really hot.” Again, she smiled and walked away.
By the end of our meal, Liz had written my name and number down on a napkin and left it under my cash tip. She did the same thing with her own number. We hightailed it out of there after that.
Two days later, Liz texted me and asked if I got any phone calls or texts. I said no.
“Well I did,” she said. “The waitress sent me a picture of her tits.”
I was dumbfounded.