I am funny and can fix your computer for free. And my dick is huge.

I see this question is gonna give me a lot of laughs….

Following .. just read the responses. GQ.

I listen well and use evocative empathy: an active process in which I listen to their intended message so they intensely feel understood.

I start by getting to know them, becoming close friends with her and then when I feel its the right time to ask, I ask her out

LIke @johnpowell, I have a massive prehensile penis that I have to keep stored on ice most of the time to keep it from becoming unruly.

Oh, and I’m really sweet and always willing to give a shoulder to lean on. I’m the stereotypical NiceGuy®

“I have a massive prehensile penis that I have to keep stored on ice most of the time to keep it from becoming unruly” may be the most awesome line I’ve ever read on Fluther.

@ANef_is_Enuf glad to be of service to ya.

Seriously? I don’t have a style unless I’m trying to pick up strangers, if it’s someone I already know, I’ll just do whatever comes to mind at the time. However, If I’m trying to pick up strangers I do have a routine.

First I will make it known that I am there, this usually entails walking around a little saying hi to people and asking if I can get past. Then I look around to see who is looking at me, when I see a girl that is looking at me, I look back for about 2 or 3 seconds while making eye contact, then I smile while keeping eye contact, If I get a smile, without taking my eyes off her I walk over and dish out a random but genuine compliment. My next step is to get them talking about something, so I can interrupt them with the intention of moving to a different location, e.g. closer to the bar so we are further from the loud speakers. I get a drink in and we have a chat, and see how it goes from there.

It’s not a game. It’s me. And it works just fine, thank you very much.

@johnpowell comment makes me want to become a switch hitter.

@Jude I think he’s on to something.

the secret

@Jude :: I’m assuming it the free computer repair part that makes you want to switch.

@johnpowell You got it. I have this virus, see…

@Carly so you vibrate to attract mates?

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard A NiceGuy® is a douche bag who think that because he once opened a door for a woman or handed her a Kleenex after she got dumped, he was a “nice guy” and she now owes him a date (and who always bitches about how hard it is to be a nice guy). You are not that douche bag. You are simply a guy who has niceness and decency ingrained into him, thus making you a nice guy (with lower case letters). Which is why we lurve you.

I’m with @wundayatta – no game, just me. But it does help that my big interests are Star Wars and sex. How I have so much trouble meeting (decent) guys, I’ll never know…

Game? LOL.

@Aethelflaed wow, I’ll gladly accept that definition. Thank you… that’s very kind of you.

And I should amend my previous answer with ”...a shoulder to lean on, but not often a penis to hold.” Because the OkCupid dating persona test I took said so, since I’m a “boy next door” apparently.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard lol, no, I just think tend to think about the person so much that eventually I get the nerve up to finally ask them out.

apparently I’m “the window shopper”
makes sense

@Carly nice. I was the “slow dancer” a little less than a year ago, but now I’m the “boy next door.” My how times have changed!

Kissy catchy, I was caught. Not that I put much resistance.

The creep