Schroeder Syndrome! You just became awesome in almost every way! You’re charismatic, funny, smart, kind, and lovable. It’s a real syndrome. Just saying!
Blueberry Syndrome: It’s a syndrome where you shit bluberries and your skin turns a slight indigo color. Then your skin smells like blueberries. Your kids hair and body will always smell like bluberries as well.
Diorsome Disease. You have an intense longing for luxury items that is characterized by one or more of the following:
1. Numerous magazine subscriptions
2. Debt
3. Theft
4. A bulging closet