A show where a bunch of boring attention whores try in vain each week to convince the viewing audience that they are worthy of a call-in vote to keep them on the show. Each week they must complete a degrading and humiliating physical challenge, further cementing the fact that they are empty shells whose sole purpose in life is to have the attention of others at all costs.
They will be allowed 5 minutes each week to address the audience and explain why they should be voted for. This will call for heartfelt pleas about how since they face a problem that will be faced by 99% of people at some point in their lives (being a minority of some kind, loosing a job, knowing someone who is sick or has died) makes them deserving of a call-in vote.
At the end of every episode, the contestant with the lowest score will be taken behind the studio and executed by a hollow point bullet to the back of the skull.