Haha I have a story. A friend and I went to eat at Burger King. They were having some special deal for some event, I forget. But the hamburgers were wrapped in gold coloured wrapping. It was all fancy and shit. So we’re eating, and discussing the ridiculously fancy burger wrappers. My friend crumples up her wrapper and goes, I wonder how much I could get for this at a pawn shop.
I thought that was so fucking hilarious that I started laughing like a maniac…I couldn’t stop. I tried…tried to stifle my laughter, because people were looking…but by trying to force it, I ended up laughing even harder and…blew a bunch of snot all over my mouth and chest. I still couldn’t stop laughing.
Later, my friend said she herself was doing her best not to laugh at me when that last part went on, and said I was red like a tomato from trying to hold in my laughter before I horked all over myself lol. I noticed her too, she had a big smile on her face, and I think she was trying not to spit her mouthful on me.
A similar thing happened to me before that, when I was dining in a fancy Italian restaurant and the dude next to our table said that he liked al dante noodles a lot.
I cared, but apparently not enough. ^^