I’d be very cautious about mixing up anything in my home to dissolve solids and then applying it to my own body. I am not a professional and I’m not gonna pretend I am on that one. Your mixture won’t do anything but taste decent and make you sticky,
If you don’t like conventional shaving, can’t handle waxing and aren’t cool with letting nature take her course you could always buy an electric shaver.
I use the Panasonic Close Curves one and it works wonderfully for me. I shave maybe every other day, takes me less than ten minutes and I don’t get any pain, cuts or noxious smells.
The only time it has pinched my skin is if I let my hair grow out for a long time out of laziness or it being winter, it can pinch then unless you go over everything with the trimmer first. But still, it works wonderfully and the pinch is quick and you barely notice it. No lingering pain or damage.